Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
