I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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