as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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