I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize