I think I am morally bankrupt
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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