Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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