dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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