I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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