Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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