My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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