And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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