i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he thought i was a dude.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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