Pappa wants mamma naked
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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