Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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