she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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