is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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