I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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