Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so let's talk penis.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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