i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
