It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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