so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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