Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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