I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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