with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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