i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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