Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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