Tell her she can't have a vagina
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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