when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I love having hate sex.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Of course I have a pirate flag
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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