she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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