is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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