why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I think I have vodka in my lungs
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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