just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
ttyl tear gas
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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