Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
