hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love having hate sex.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
