Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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