Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
