Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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