In the future we'll all be gay
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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