u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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