Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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