he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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