I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
