In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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