I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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