i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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