Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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