Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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