That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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