Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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