Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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