i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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