I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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