I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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i think my cat just said my name.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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