names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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