CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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