It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
